Yeah... so... this is me and this is my "DeviantART" account. I don't like deviantART! And I don't like bunny rabbits! And I don't like the Internet!

And most of all, I don't like you!!!

Damn it, I'm mad as hell! And it's all your fault!

Anyway, I might put my writings here for you unworthy, beardless persons! But I might not! And it would be entirely your fault!

You want me to review your stuff? Yeah... I'll review your stuff, but I'll be brutally honest and truthful about how bad it is! So much so that I'll probably have to lie to tell you honestly and truthfully how much your work is horrible! And how you are horrible!

Damn it! You're still here! What did I tell you? You without your beard... damn you... damn you to hell...

(Umm... so... for those of you that havn't guessed already... Everything except for my writings is total bullshit... so, don't get offended... it will just make me laugh and make you look silly. And I won't just go around randomly flaming people. I only flame people's work by request. I will also give an honest and fair evaluation, non-offensive type, of a work upon request as well... and maybe I'll just do comments for the hell of it... I don't know what I'll do... really don't care actually! If you wanna actually know anything about me, look at my blog or message me on some generic instant messanger)


Damn it! You're still reading.... *holds a gun to a cute, cute bunny* I think you know what you need to do... to save the bunny.... now GO!